Signs You're Too Fat.....

[smurfe]

Only thing you read: takeout menus.

You've had a garage door installed in your bedroom.

Got cable just for the Food Network.

You skip your son's wedding because you don't want to miss Blimpie's
2-for-1 sale.

Red Cross changed your blood type from "O" to "Pancake batter."

Scientists won a Nobel Prize for measuring your gravitational field.

Blinking leaves you winded.

You buy ham by the square foot.

Southwest Airlines makes you purchase 3 tickets.

And the #1 sign you're too fat ...

You start every day with a nice, steaming cup of gravy.

[IAMedic]

I feel much better now!! I only match 5 of those!! :lol:

[E74_medic]

This must be a touchy subject... there are only like 6 people that have even read this topic.

[millerjjr]

It's not that it's a touchy subject, most people are afraid they will match most of the signs. :)

[emtp2031]

ROFLMAO........

Miller...I don't match even one of these things......BUT...I wish I knew the ex's email address so I could send this to fatboy :twisted: He matches quite a few of these!!!! If you're wondering how someone can gain 150 lbs in 2 yrs here's the secret :lol: Collect workers comp for 2 yrs(milk it big time) then during this time sit on your *** all day watching cartoons and cooking shows while drinking a couple of 6 packs a day.And he still wonders why this is one of the reasons for divorce??????? :roll: