smurfe
11-06-2003, 08:50
At school one day they asked the children what their fathers did for a
living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman,
etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said
Johnny, "he plays for the New York Yankees, but I was too embarrassed to say so."
living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman,
etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said
Johnny, "he plays for the New York Yankees, but I was too embarrassed to say so."