Parking tickets

[smurfe]

>I went to the store the other day and I was in there for only about 5
>minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking
>ticket.
>I went up to him and said, "Come on, sir, how about giving me a break?"
>
>He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So,
>I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
>
>He glared at me and started writing another ticket
>for having worn tires! So, I called him a piece of horse poop.
>
>He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
>first.
>
>Then he started writing a third ticket!
>
>This went on for about 20 minutes.
>
>The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
>
>I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
>
>I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.