emmit233
10-31-2003, 10:00
A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a
Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to
a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later, he receives a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.
The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co
The man thinks this is terrible because they
have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint.
A week goes by and he receives another
parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will
really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now, the man is really upset since they have
gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. So,
again, he writes the company a nasty letter of complaint. The next day, he gets a small parcel and a
note which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses.
Pour the molasses over
your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your a$$
and go as a caramel apple!
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :lol:
Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to
a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later, he receives a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.
The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co
The man thinks this is terrible because they
have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint.
A week goes by and he receives another
parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will
really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now, the man is really upset since they have
gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. So,
again, he writes the company a nasty letter of complaint. The next day, he gets a small parcel and a
note which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses.
Pour the molasses over
your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your a$$
and go as a caramel apple!
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :lol: