smurfe
10-30-2003, 21:17
> Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Southern Baptist
> and
> their wives were all on a cruise together. A tidal wave came up and
> swamped
> the ship, and they all drowned. The next thing you know, they're
> standing
> before St.Peter. As fate would have it, the first in line was the
> Presbyterian and his wife.
>
> St. Peter shook his head sadly and said, "I can't let you in. You were
> moral and upright, but you loved money too much. You loved it so much,
> you
> even married a woman named Penny." St. Peter waved sadly, and poof! Down
> the
> chute to the 'Other Place' they went.
>
> Then came the Southern Baptist. "Sorry, can't let you in either," said
> Saint Peter. "You abstained from liquor and dancing and cards, But you loved sweets so much, you even married a woman named
> Candy!" Sadly, St. Peter waved again, and wham! Down the chute went the
> Southern Baptist.
>
> The Methodist turned to his wife and whispered nervously, "It ain't
> looking
> good, Fanny."
> and
> their wives were all on a cruise together. A tidal wave came up and
> swamped
> the ship, and they all drowned. The next thing you know, they're
> standing
> before St.Peter. As fate would have it, the first in line was the
> Presbyterian and his wife.
>
> St. Peter shook his head sadly and said, "I can't let you in. You were
> moral and upright, but you loved money too much. You loved it so much,
> you
> even married a woman named Penny." St. Peter waved sadly, and poof! Down
> the
> chute to the 'Other Place' they went.
>
> Then came the Southern Baptist. "Sorry, can't let you in either," said
> Saint Peter. "You abstained from liquor and dancing and cards, But you loved sweets so much, you even married a woman named
> Candy!" Sadly, St. Peter waved again, and wham! Down the chute went the
> Southern Baptist.
>
> The Methodist turned to his wife and whispered nervously, "It ain't
> looking
> good, Fanny."