And another

[smurfe]

A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds paid a visit to
their doctor.

"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband.
"My penis is turning blue."

"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor.
"Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's penis is blue.

The doctor turns to the wife. "Are you using the diaphragm that I
prescribed?"

"Yes, I am," she replied.

And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"

"Grape."

[SteelMaiden]

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

[msharpe1047]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot.

He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas
station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal." No, no, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."

[bigj164019]

Yuckie

[smurfe]

"It looks like you've blown a seal." No, no, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."
LOL, Someone just told this joke at a BBQ I was at not 20 minutes ago LOL

Smurfe :D

[IAMedic]

[quote]LOL, Someone just told this joke at a BBQ I was at not 20 minutes ago LOL

Smurfe :D

Were they a FOoPS member, Steve?? lol

[hageremtp]

A nurse walking into a patients room to give him a bed bath. While do so, the pt, whos is on oxygen via a mask, looks at her and asks a question. The nurse hears the pt ask "are my testicles black?" so thinks its a mistake but is afraid to ask him what he said, so she goes about her work. A couple minutes later the pt asks the same question. To which the nurse decides that she could look down there and see and relay her findings to the pt, afterall, she is a nurse. So she takes up the pts gown and looks at his testicles. She looks up at the pt, just to see him take off the oxygen mask and say "are my test results back?"

I know it isnt half as funny on paper as it is told....but we all understand how hard it can be to hear what a pt says while wearing an oxygen mask.

[SteelMaiden]

For all those men who believe that there's no reason to buy the cow when the milk is free, nowadays 80% of women are against marrying--THEY have wised up to the fact that for 8 oz of sausage it's not worth buying the entire pig!!!