IAMedic
10-26-2003, 20:21
YOU MIGHT BE AN EMT IF...
-Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal.
-Your idea of a good time is a full code at shift change.
-You find humor in other people's stupidity.
-You believe in aerial spraying of morphine.
-You believe that "shallow gene pool" should be a diagnosis.
-You believe that caffeine is a food group.
-You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, it sure is quiet around here!"
-You compliment a complete stranger on his veins.
-You hate working on nights with a full moon.
-You do not think a referral to Dr. Kevorkian is inappropriate for this patient.
-You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "SUICIDE...GETTING IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME."
-You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
-You have ever uttered the phrase-"And what changed tonight at 0200 that makes it an emergency after 6 months?"
-You believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis.
-You think that all waiting rooms should be supplied with Valium salt licks.
-When you mention vegetables, you are not referring to the food group.
-Your patient insists, "I have no idea how that got stuck up there."
-You have your days off marked, and planned for the next 5 years.
-You encourage an obnoxious patient to sign a refusal form.
-You have ever bet on someone's blood alcohol level.
-You KNOW that K-Y is optional.
-Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal.
-Your idea of a good time is a full code at shift change.
-You find humor in other people's stupidity.
-You believe in aerial spraying of morphine.
-You believe that "shallow gene pool" should be a diagnosis.
-You believe that caffeine is a food group.
-You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, it sure is quiet around here!"
-You compliment a complete stranger on his veins.
-You hate working on nights with a full moon.
-You do not think a referral to Dr. Kevorkian is inappropriate for this patient.
-You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "SUICIDE...GETTING IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME."
-You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
-You have ever uttered the phrase-"And what changed tonight at 0200 that makes it an emergency after 6 months?"
-You believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis.
-You think that all waiting rooms should be supplied with Valium salt licks.
-When you mention vegetables, you are not referring to the food group.
-Your patient insists, "I have no idea how that got stuck up there."
-You have your days off marked, and planned for the next 5 years.
-You encourage an obnoxious patient to sign a refusal form.
-You have ever bet on someone's blood alcohol level.
-You KNOW that K-Y is optional.